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Evilluke is the Reanimator
Overlord that originally founded the Reanimator night
along with Dr Nick and Charlotte. |
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El Povemachine - a sinister, shadowy
figure, and renowned King of "teh Beer Bong". |
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Bestial Bill - Reanimator's
own salty seaman.
"You have a woman's hand..." |
Reanimator first lurched into the light in early 2005,
born out of frustration with the lack of a decent extreme
Metal night in Birmingham following the demise of the
legendary Bilskirnir.
The loathsome creation of Dr Nick, Evilluke
and Charlotte, it started life as a DJ
night in a wine bar mixing extreme music of all styles
with gore movies and cheap beer.
The current Reanimator monster was conceived and given
life by the twisted minds of Nekro Tom
(webmaster) and the team above. We aim to give a monthly
fix of Metal by bringing you some of the best underground
bands in the scene.
If you're at one of our shows and think it rocks, or
think it sucks, or have any ideas, or just want to say
hi and buy us a pint, please do.
The oldest of the Reanimator team (edit: by far...),
Evilluke once rode at the right hand
of Thoth-Amon, most terrible of all the priests of ancient
Stygia, crushing all enemies of that foul civilization
under his steel shod feet. Killed by a Bossonian arrow
in the battle at Hyperborea, his mummified remains were
interred deep beneath the earth where men fear to tread
and awful things slither and skitter in the darkness.
Reanimated in the mid (17)70s by a cabal of sinister
cultists dedicated to the restoration of the blood slick
days of yore who hoped to control him to their own dark
ends, a bungled mix-up with spell ingredients meant that
instead of an all conquering superman they instead resurrected
a shambling, lazy, bearded lump who could do little but
drink beer and play video games - an error of titanic
proportions. Luke wandered the world until finding a home
in Birmingham where he could satisfy his half remembered
desires for violence through the consumption of vast amounts
of Thrash and Death Metal...
Bestial Bill is believed to have once
sailed the oceans as none other than Captain Iron William
Flint, the Terror of Tortuga. The man who sacked Montego
Bay and sunk four Spanish Men of War with all hands, his
reputation for torture and savagery were unparalleled
until he was captured by the British and hung in chains
at Plymouth docks, where he swore bloody revenge against
his captors until soldiers tore out his tongue and the
birds stripped his flesh from his rascally bones.
Reanimated by a sinister voodoo curse that dragged his
soul cursing and raging back to this world from the pit
of hell, his fresh mission of murder was thwarted when
it was discovered that upon arriving in Birmingham the
canals proved a less than suitable outlet for his favourite
pastimes of pillaging and slaughter. Devoting himself
instead to bringing about his villainous ends through
music, he began to apply his warped mind to Thrash, Death,
Doom and Black Metal and the horrors that they may wreak
upon an unprotected mind.
An heartless killer in the employ of Shadow-law in the
31st century, the man called Povey used
advanced time-warping technology to return to the 1980s
in order to stop the creation of Guns & Roses. However
unbeknownst to him he was trailed back on his time-spanning
mission by a Japanese Battle Robot and killed in an epic
battle just outside Birmingham. The incident was hushed
up by a paranoid government and Povey's broken body lay
in an unmarked grave for nearly 5 years.
Eventually his mouldering corpse was dug up by hungry
badgers, and the fresh exposure to pollutant-thick Midlands
air caused the futuristic nanobots still present in his
rotten veins to reactivate and create the semblance of
life. Who knows what atrocities he might have unleashed
upon the world had he been allowed to wander unchecked?
Fortunately a freak lightning strike that hit him whilst
eating an Exodus CD infused his mind with the purest essence
of Thrash, and thus invigorated he began his endless quest:
to drink all beer and literally Thrash til Death - his
own or everyone else’s, it mattered little to him.
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